Thursday, January 24, 2008


o0o exams got over...yesterday in fact. at least i think it was yesterday. o who cares now?!? they're over anyhow. i am no longer on hiatus (is that weeping i hear? wow, this inspires me to an all new level!). so where were we? o yea, that's right, nowhere! well, we kinda went over to kovalam after dsd got over (again!) and we had a blast. vish n i were lyin down in the sand, in d shade of this big boat thingy. hemanth and govind were prancing about in the water. sachin was sitting down somewhere. petts n jacob showed up in a lil while. we had fun. hektor couldn't make it, because he had to go n watch the fucking federer=blake match. is there any fucking point in watching a federer match these days? (except the one wit tipsarevic tho, that was one helluva match).

this past week, i've heard something that really struck me as funny (obviously, its quite explicit). its not funny either. i'm not censoring this!!!

this guy from russia had an accident and lost his penis. the bloody brilliant doctor replaced it wit his finger. i just had to make up one liners outta this...

jay said "now he can zip his fly from the inside"

i was thinking more along the lines of

"its going to be rather difficult to give people the finger"

"the poor poor fingerprint identification system"

"he can sure save a lotta money using a thimble instead of getting condoms"

for those who actually read that, i, fuck that! i don't

n to the person in question...i didn't mean to offend you, i'm just a very sick person who should be shot in public.


Thursday, January 17, 2008

ad nauseam

ah, here i am again...i don't know why or how, exactly, but i'm here anyhow. why do i ask myself why or how you ask? well, i have this teeny weeny little bump in my path (actually its more like an infinitely large, positively charged, malodorous carcass with a capacitance of 0.02E-27 pF). now where the fuck did that come from? well, its called applied electromagnetic theory and i have a paltry one and a half modules left to go through (out of three, that is). naturally, i'm taking a break till 8 o clock at least (house is on at 7...don't wanna miss that now) couldn't study anything yesterday because the doctor's recommended course of treatment for my leg involved strips containing salicylic acid that literally dissolved the clot. it sounds painful, doesn't it? actually, it isn't painful. the word 'pain' isn't something you'd use to describe the feeling of your skin slowly being burnt away with a cigarette lighter or a bunsen burner or whatever the fuck you can think of. o well, i'm going to play heroes for a while before house starts. cya!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

o joyous day!

for the umpteenth time, things are coming along splendidly. yea, you're fuckin right you detect more than just a wee hint of sarcasm. i don't remember wen my last post was, but i'm sure it was before the last three exams we just went through. let me put it briefly then, industrial management taught me a lot about time management...i had to manage all the free time i had because i didn't fuckin know what to write. but i did, anyways. don't ask me what though, all i know is i exercised most of the big fat words i have memorised over the years. hopefully they'll be enough to fetch me marks (note that i didn't say good marks here...subtle, but it makes a MAJOR point). then came lic. its a subject most of us actually like, because there isn't a great deal to study. at least not the way they explain it in the syllabus. i don't think i should say anything more about that. my brain seems to have evacuated that part of the temporal lobe those particular memories were residing in. i think its all for the best too.

then there was today...i honestly can't say much about the paper. i don't think i did too much wrong (well i didn't know a few of the questions, other than that i mean) because some of them were asking for my - our - opinion about stuff and i gave it. they can't find fault with my opinion can they? even if they can, they shouldn't be able to jeopardise the marks i get, right? i mean it is my fuckin opinion. it was computer organisation today, by the way. another subject i like, another question paper i didn't.

well i got home after all that crap and had to go to the doctor to show my foot (there's this screwed up thingy at the bottom of it that's been buggin me for ages). when she told me 'its a haematoma', i was thinkin 'wow, that's so cool! a haematoma even. whoopee i have a haematoma. now all i have to do is get home and fuckin read up on what a fuckin haematoma is. sure does sound cool tho. o0o i wonder if its something largely hugely enormous'

*an hour later*

A FUCKING BLOOD CLOT?!? i had to fucking go to a fucking doctor to fucking find out that i have a fucking blood clot on the underside of my fucking foot? any fucking nitwit with half a fucking brain cell could've figured out it was a fucking blood clot...HELLO, it was fucking black in colour, under all the layers of fucking skin...gah fuck it, this just isn't my day, or week, or month, or year. fuck i wish i'd fucking turn 20 soon. 19 just hasn't been a good year for me, not by a long shot.

after that i was thinkin about stuff to stop me from thinking about stuff that pissed me off, so i headed the wrong way on a one way street and started thinkin about the exams we have left. applied electromagnetic theory in particular. i've come up with a pretty vague but pretty darn convincing theory. they've been screwing us up the arse for this long and we haven't yet taken the paper that's usually the fucking toughest. since they've put up such *censored* papers for all the fuckin *easy* subjects, i think they'll have figured out we'd stop bothering to study for aet. then they could surprise us with such a fuckin easy paper, with a catch...ah, yes, the catch! its only fuckin easy if you bothered to study. at the end of all that, i guess, we'd all be left feeling like we've been sodomised by a giant sequoia.

let's see what's going to happen...


Friday, January 04, 2008

couldn't help it :)

ye gads! it seems even hektor is blogging more than me right now...which got me thinking 'man, i wonder why i decided to bloody stop using the comp till exams got over...its not as though i'm bloody studyin anything...' so yea, exams HAVE started, and amazingly, i'm taking them even less seriously (pseudo-seriously, rather) than last time around...which i didn't think could happen. but things have a way of turning out now, don't they?

yesterday's exam was pretty easy tho...or so i thought. until i got out of the exam hall. i seem to have this uncanny knack of screwing things up in math, something which was dormant for a while, but it seems to have woken up with a vengeance. well, actually, it was screaming bloody murder yesterday. i'll have a pretty good score at the end of it, but pretty good ain't nearly good enough in math, especially not for a paper as stupid as the one we had yesterday. drat! there go my chances of snagging a good percentage this sem (math has rescued me every time since college started).

we did have fun after the exam tho. anand, petts, gov, jacob, nikhil n i headed out to kovalam (4 biker guys n the 2 of us). i was sitting behind anand. he clocked 110 ks per hour, as he's no doubt bragging on his blog (and in my defence, i'm skinny, but i'm not bloody light enough to fly off!!!). all we did was walk around in the bloody sun, but it was kinda good. compensated for the exam anyhow. gah, now we got an industrial engineering and management paper on monday. heh, it kinda reminds me of the first series paper. hemanth brought some smirnoff to college and the both of us ended up goin to the bathroom and sharing it :D:D:D i ended up getting an 80. that was a barrel of laughs. i don't think anyone is gonna bring any vodka to college on monday, so i think its pretty safe to say 'i'm bloody screwed!'

wow, look at the time! i think i had better go start preparing myself to start studying, or i won't study all day. i think dad's teaching me the accounting bit today.