Sunday, June 01, 2008

PeeJays

Our intrepid journalist, Lay Jeno decided to take a trip into the ancient tradition of chicken jokes. If you find the following material offensive or hateful or irreligious, its not intended to be. They're just jokes. If you still ain't happy, go cluck yourself! Or, as my idol, Homer J Simpson would say, 'Why you little...'

Disclaimer: Extremely subtle humour follows. And you may have to have certain basic minimum knowledge about certain TV shows to understand a couple of them. So laugh even though if you don't get it. Pretty please with sugar on top?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Logical Answer: To get to the other side.

Homer: mMmMmMmMmMmMm, chicken!

Creationist Answer: And God said ‘let there be chicken!’ and there was, and he spake unto the chicken ‘thou shalt cross the road’

Satan Worshippers Answer: And Lucifer, jealous of God’s creation of the chicken, said ‘let there be roadkill!’

Dexter: Mount Rushmore

Nihilist Answer: Road? Chicken?!?

Hitler: Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Chicken, I am fighting for the work of the Lord

Zen Philosopher: The circle represents the peace wreathed in the flames of chaos and drumsticks.

Microsoft Windows: Fatal System Error 0X007B3C5D

Charles Darwin: It’s all in the genes. The chicken-o-saurus crossed paths in the Jurassic wilderness.

George W Bush: To get to its WMD stockpile. That’s why we bombed it into oblivion!

Paula Abdul: It was good when you crossed the road the first time but the second time was just so beautiful. You are just so amazing and so talented and…

My Answer: To create a string of bad jokes. Ergo we come to this post.


Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: It thought it was a chicken…


Q. Why did the worm cross the road?

Answer: Because the chicken had eaten it…


Q. Why did the daredevil cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken…


Q. Why did the pterodactyl cross the road?

Answer: So that evolution would ensure that its genes would be carried down from generation to generation, and finally, when chickens evolved, they too would have an insatiable urge to cross roads…

23 Comments:

Blogger solo said...

thats it?
i thought there would be more...

23:02  
Blogger Solitaire said...

Funny!!

Esp Paula Abdul one since I am a huge American Idol fan!

00:37  
Blogger Macadamia The Nut said...

Paula Abdul!! OMG!!! Rotfl! That was a super one :D

"Why did the pterodactyl cross the road?"
Ok, you've hereby been awarded The Geeky PJ-master award of the year
:|
:D

01:27  
Blogger Ankur said...

**Q. Why did the pterodactyl cross the road?


Answer: So that evolution would ensure that its genes would be carried down from generation to generation, and finally, when chickens evolved, they too would have an insatiable urge to cross roads…



Super Duper Funny!!! :P :P
hehe

Cheers!!!

09:13  
Blogger Nirmal's Blog said...

why did chicken crosss the road???

because for vehicles it was red signal and for walk it was green...

cmon even animals abide by traffic rules..lol

10:01  
Blogger g-man said...

solo: my apologies. i shall strive to do better next time...

solitaire: o0o thanks :) i watch the initial episodes of american idol. other than that, its pretty boring is it not?

10:21  
Blogger g-man said...

maca: yay! thank you!!! geeky pj-master? who's geeky?!? *looks in the mirror* ok, never mind...rhetorical question i guess

ankur: thanks man...

nirmal: 8-|

10:22  
Blogger Taarika said...

whatever mister chicken obsession man!!!!!!!!!! oh, btw, paula is a dipshit!!!! hav u seen the youtube video? american idol vs. the simpsons?!?! whee! fun fro evrybody who loves idol n the simpsons!!! like me!! yaaaaaaaay!
ill blog teh link smtime
eat my shorts!! haha d'oh!

11:01  
Blogger Taarika said...

haha thts teh video where simon sings "donchu wish ur boyfrnd was hot like me?!" which is what mihir imitated at Mac in singapore, and i almost died of embarssment!!!!!!!! boys!!!!!!

11:02  
Blogger g-man said...

paula is too dumb to be a dipshit...i've seen the video sometime before lol!

11:04  
Blogger Nancy said...

ROFL esp. Paula Abdul. And the answer at Microsoft windows never varies:-D.
And I actually went to google to chk up on pterodactyl(tho i had a 'vague' idea):-P

11:23  
Blogger g-man said...

lol a lot of stuff i've read in other blogs has made me turn to google :)

11:55  
Blogger Beauty and the BEast said...

That was my today's dose of laughter medicine!!!

I think the NIhilist Answer absolutely rocks!!

and so does.. Hitler's logic :o

12:24  
Blogger g-man said...

beauty and the beast: thank youuuu!!! and here i was thinkin people were gonna turn up at my doorstep with double-barrels. hmmm, there's still time so i guess the jury's still out on that one :|

12:41  
Blogger MaStEr KeNoBi said...

Rofl.. hehe.. nice one mate.. thought u cud have added more (like a swamis answer. :P.. or a vader answer.. hehe)..

15:58  
Blogger comfortably numb said...

tht was abso"bloody"lutely funny!!!
kudos buddy

17:02  
Blogger g-man said...

bob: don't tell me you were expecting chicken screwing swamis to feature in this joke ;) and wat would vader say? chicken, i am your father?

saim: thanks dude. i appreciate it

17:38  
Blogger The Smokin' WDM2 said...

Answer: He was in high spirits.
...
Question: Why did the drunk psychic cross the road?
...

21:39  
Blogger g-man said...

wow, everyone wants to compete!!! lol

09:19  
Blogger Keshi said...

lol I've seen this one b4.

Keshi.

11:16  
Blogger g-man said...

keshi: you have??? damn, i didn't know! introduce me to the person if you ever find out okie?

11:23  
Blogger humbl devil said...

goal adichallo mone dinesha...
kollam!!
:D

00:23  
Blogger g-man said...

nera vannom football kalichittu kurachu naal ayi :) athu konda post cheythe

19:23  

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