Disclaimer: Extremely subtle humour follows. And you may have to have certain basic minimum knowledge about certain TV shows to understand a couple of them. So laugh even
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Logical Answer: To get to the other side.
Homer: mMmMmMmMmMmMm, chicken!
Creationist Answer: And God said ‘let there be chicken!’ and there was, and he spake unto the chicken ‘thou shalt cross the road’
Satan Worshippers Answer: And Lucifer, jealous of God’s creation of the chicken, said ‘let there be roadkill!’
Dexter: Mount Rushmore
Nihilist Answer: Road? Chicken?!?
Hitler: Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Chicken, I am fighting for the work of the Lord
Zen Philosopher: The circle represents the peace wreathed in the flames of chaos and drumsticks.
Microsoft Windows: Fatal System Error 0X007B3C5D
Charles Darwin: It’s all in the genes. The chicken-o-saurus crossed paths in the Jurassic wilderness.
George W Bush: To get to its WMD stockpile. That’s why we bombed it into oblivion!
Paula Abdul: It was good when you crossed the road the first time but the second time was just so beautiful. You are just so amazing and so talented and…
My Answer: To create a string of bad jokes. Ergo we come to this post.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer: It thought it was a chicken…
Q. Why did the worm cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken had eaten it…
Q. Why did the daredevil cross the road?
Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken…
Q. Why did the pterodactyl cross the road?
Answer: So that evolution would ensure that its genes would be carried down from generation to generation, and finally, when chickens evolved, they too would have an insatiable urge to cross roads…